Germans... A Strange Population.

Written by Martin Geber on October 7, 2005 at 9:23 p.m. Filed unter: Philosophy, Politics. No Comments yet. Trackback URL.

Like it happens much too less in our English class we were allowed to write an essay on our own. Usually we just have to anayse other texts, what isn't exactly interesting at all.

So I was asked to write a funny essay about the manners of the Germans... Nothing would be so easy like that. So here it follows:

Germans, what to say about Germans? Well, they are the population with the lowest number of births in the world, which isn't exactly negative as you'll see...

German husbands love their cars more than their wife and family. Actually, there are lots of things German men love more... Don't you think so? Well, I do: Cars, as said before, football, no question about it, Formula 1, Michael Schumacher is a god, women, infact every woman as long as she's not your wife, and beer of course, it's the quantity not quality which counts.
But why do Germans marry then? Sex, some would suggest, sich isn't true. German sex life, which is planned, carries out once a week ans lasting five minutes, like love isn't a reason to marray. There are deeper, more philosophic arguments speaking for a marriage. German relationships are based on more fundamental aspects, such as discussing headlines of the world famous and very objective BILD newspaper. Or complaining about the unskilled politicians whose latly passed law(heard on RTL II, boulevard press like, news) is too stupid, "a monkey would have doneit better."
Politicians, nice topic, don't you think so? Brilliant, so let's stay here.
I believe Germans are the only population that elects a childless, divorced, power seeking woman as head of government. Especially when there is such a good alternative: A hair-dyeing, social-democratic man from the VW company, who lost the election by some 100,000 votes and still wants to be Chancellor.

Maybe you now know why the lowest number of births isn't a bad sign. You see the Germans are not a population or war but a population without future...
Or will be one as entertainers for all th industrial countries.

You see it is a diffrent way to see the Germans. I hope you enjoyed reading.

Oh, and by the way, yes, I am NOT a patriot. ;-)

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